Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales who has been on loan from Cuba and has been serving as America's Attorney General is calling it quits. He has gathered his belongings and is heading to Key West, Florida.
Gonzales destination is back to Cuba and he will travel back to the island via the same raft he came over to the United States in. Bush had hired Gonzales because of his Marxist philosophies and Bush, an avowed Stalinist, cried uncontrollably as he made a baloney sandwich for Albertico for his trip home.
Stalin once said that one death is a tragedy but a million deaths is just a statistic and Bush strongly agrees. Bush has also adopted Stalin's paranoia and has conducted numerous purges of attorneys, judges, staff members, and military officers.
Bush also has controlled the press and Pravda and Isvetzia are green with jealousy over the Bushstapo's brilliant manipulation of the news media who sees no evil, speaks no evil, and hears no evil as it pertains to the Bushstapo.
Bush also has late night or all night booze parties where he encourages his political chronies to drink themselves into a state of oblivion in the hopes that they will reveal their inner feelings. Once they blurt out any criticizm of the Bushstapo its off with their heads. This is what happened to Karl Rove.
Another similarity between Stalin, Hitler, and the Bushstapo is Bush's lack of respect for what his military generals and advisors say in reference to the deteriorating state of the military and the Iraqui quagmire.
Gonzales will rejoin the military junta running Cuba and will help in facilitating the flow of Marxist Revolution to South and Central America and Africa.