Washington (IP) - Sanjaya will replace Karl Rove as President Bush's chief advisor on September 1st. Sanjaya appeared on American idle and was the darling of tearful prepubescent girls with IQ's often reaching as high as an average person's shoe size.
Sanjaya was picked due to the fact that his IQ is much higher than the president's and having him around will draw youngsters into the Republican party's future.
Bush's corporate handlers and the secret corporate entity that created the Sanjaya concept are one and the same. Having Sanjaya operating in the White House will draw Americans focus away from serious issues such as the Iraqui quagmire, the explosive growth of terrorism worldwide, the elimination of the middle class, the reestablishment of the military industrial complex, the quantum leap in the growth of government under the Bushstapo, and the erosion of the Bill of Rights.
The preceding was a list of goals Bush set out to accomplish before stealing the last two elections and he succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
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