Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - A pair of baggy pants was arrested today in the city of Atlanta for indecency. The incident happened after a Baptist preacher was walking through a clothing store and noticed that the pant's zipper was down.
The SWAT team was called in and a perimeter was established around the 16 city blocks surrounding the clothing store. Tear gas cannisters were launched and armored vehicles crashed through the store's windows allowing the jack booted police battalion to enter the store. The pants were tasered, billy clubed, dragged down the street behind a police pick up truck and arrested.
The pants were charged with resisting arrest, failure to obey the commands of para-military police unit, domestic terrorism, indecency, lewd and lascivious conduct, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, playing an accordion without a municipal permit, and failing to offer a police officer a donut when the officer really needed one badly.
Meanwhile in other parts of town, during the exact 47 minutes it took to execute the arrest warrant on said pair of pants, there were 37 murders, 241 burglaries, 16 rapes, 54 cases of arson, and 87 armed robberies in progress that went unattended by the proper authorities.