BERLIN (East Berliner Gazette) - After careful deliberation the Bush Administration has decided to resurrect the Berlin Wall.
It is from unknown sources inside the White House that the rationale behind the idea, is after Iraq, the "Bust" Administration is trying to prove again that they can do right by any means necessary.
The plan is to re-create the problems between East and West Germany prevalent years ago, bring in military force and diplomatically solve the problem before tearing down the "New" Berlin Wall.
German President Kohler's spokesman did not respond to messages, but officials close to President Bush say that Karl Rove's recent departure from office may have resulted from a dispute over the rebuilding of the Berlin Wall. It has been hinted that he pushed for a re-creation of tensions in Vietnam to prove that Iraq is not nearly has horrendous as people think, in comparison at least.
Calls for David Hasselhoff to reprise his part in the proceedings are being kept under wraps.