Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - African-American Democratic Candidate Barrack Hussein Obama has declared his intentions to our Washington reporter-on-the-scene as to how he will modify Air Force One if he is elected as President.
First he says he will tint the windows. Then he will put spinning wheel rims on the plane's tires. After that he will tilt his seat waaaaaaayyyyy back. He will add a $247,000 stereo system that will pump out the latest RAP hits.
"If you gots to axe how much it will all cost then you can't afford it" advised his cultural advisor and confidant, Jesse jackSIN. Obama back handed him, bitch style, up side his face and said, "man, sometime yo make me feel like my hayed (head) is fixin to butht (bust) open."
Hillary was there and started yelling in her best ebonics, "Hey Mutha F**ka !!! What yo be doin commin up side ma man's hayed like dat ? Get off him or I be upside yo head and all over yo like bad taste at a rap concert !!! ... who he think he is any way ?....and how do he know he be winning no damn election no how ? Hmmm. How do he know ?"