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Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Washington (IP) - Our investigative reporter just received information that G.W. Bush has been put at the top of the no-fly list. The reason is not that he is accused of being a terrorist but rather that his policies have greatly increased the number of terrorists operating through out the world. Creating more terrorists is considered worse than being an individual terrorist.

Bush first learned of his status on the list when he tried to board Air Force One. At the bottom of the steps leading up to the plane's door was a sign with a picture of Bush inside a circle with the universal cross bar symbol appearing as a diagonal line across his face. On the outside of the circle was a wing symbol on each side. The meaning of the sign was clearly : "Bush shan't fly".

George immediately broke into tears and went into a tantrum mode and stomped his feet repeatedly on the tarmac. His wife, Laura, said, "Oh dear!" and called Barbara Bush for assistance.

Barbara soon showed up and Bush hid under her dress much in the same way he did during the Vietnam quagmire. Barbara pulled a brown paper sack full of cash and handed it to the proper authorities and soon they were all allowed to board Air Force One and flew off into the wild blue yonder and all lived happily forever thereafter.

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