Washington - (IP) - George W. Bush has applied for a second mortgage on the White House. He was forced to refinance the White House after spending all of his money in Iraq and on Jenna Bush's wedding.
George said that the $500 he is spending on Jenna's wedding was the straw that broke the camel's back. He is buying 20 cheese pizzas from Walmart for $5.00 each to serve as food at the wedding and 6 cases of Bush beer as well as some MD-20 pineapple wine to serve as refreshments.
He is giving Jenna two used construction trailers to live in as a wedding gift. The two trailers will be installed side by side so that she will be under the impression that she is living in a double wide.
George admitted that he has squandered the nation's treasure and armed forces on the useless war in Iraq. He laughed as he explained how half of the American public actually believes that Iraqis were somehow involved in 9-11 when actually the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.
George told the press corps that Air Force One has a flat tire and he has had to replace that tire with one of those tiny spare tires known as a donut that you get when you buy a car now-a-days.
George says he is going to either the Legal Aid Society, the Public Defenders office, or the ACLU to help him get some legal advice for his pending impeachment.