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Monday, 20 August 2007

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The Presidential Campaign Headquarters of Ohio Rep Dennis Kucinich was found locked and ransacked when staffers returned to work this morning. All damage occurred from about 3 feet high down to the floor. Representative Kucinich was missing - He and his abductors are presumed tiny.

Besides a small hole cut into the outer wall, hardly any evidence was found at the scene, but what was found has been 'significant' according to one source.

"It has come to our attention that Mr. Kucinich may have been hiding details of his past." Said one officer on the condition of anonymity. "While searching under his desk, we found cardboard sticks, bits of waxed-paper wrapping stuck to the floor and underside of the desk, and several pairs of tiny green shoes with curly toes and little bells on them."

Police have narrowed their search to local carnivals, touring freak shows, and a reputed group of short-but-tough guys from Oz who refer to themselves only as 'The Lollipop Guild.'

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