August 18, 2007 - In a final masterstroke of genius, outgoing puppet master and Republican dark lord, Karl Rove, orchestrated the engagement of Jenna Bush and Henry Hager.
This latest move is being hailed by White House insiders as a brilliant ploy to divert public attention from President Bush's failed Iraq policy, failed energy policy, failed education policy, failed environmental policy, and failed economic policy.
A Wal-Mart/Target/Home Depot exit poll released today showed that 67% of Americans paused to offer a collective, "Awwwwww ... how nice!" 22% of respondents offered "I wonder if she'll wear white?" 6% replied "Is she the pretty one or the skinny one?" And 3% of those polled commented, "I partied with that girl!" The poll has a +/- 2% margin of error.
The White House has announced that the wedding will be scheduled to coincide with the worst global event that can be linked to President Bush in 2008.
Copyright 2007, K. Napolitano