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Saturday, 18 August 2007

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Rove's possible relic

Outside the Beltway (Damnation Press) - Karl 'Christian' Rove, who actually carries a piece of wood that may or may not be from Jesus's cross with him wherever he goes, has announced his resignation as Deputy Chief of Staff to President George 'Wunderkind' Bush effective 31 August 2007.

After many years in servitude to our dear leader, Mr. Rove will return to his compound in Ingram, Texas. There he intends to write under the pen name, 'Machiavelli al-Ingram', and teach his thoughts on draft-dodging, surviving divorce, and how to live the good life.

He also would like to continue to be the firebrand leader of the Episcopalian/Agnostic Extremist Movement and in his spare time practice his favorite hobby -- trying to part the Guadalupe River using only the power of his mind.

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