(Washington) - In keeping with current guidelines for political correctness, the U.S. federal government has reclassified the occupants of UFO's as illegal immigrants and put them in the same category as other undocumented aliens.
Visitors from outer space will be given the same rights as other illegal immigrants. They will be allowed to enter the U.S. without permission, without papers, without education or skills and without money.
The state of New Mexico, led by Governor Bill Richardson, will continue to give illegal immigrants legal driver's licenses. Illegal immigrants from outer space will get their New Mexico driver's license via the DMV in Roswell.
If stopped for a traffic violation or arrested for a crime, law enforcement officials will refrain from asking illegal immigrants from outer space if they are in the U.S. illegally.
Aliens from outer space, like other illegal immigrants, will be given local social services such as health care, hospitalization and education, at taxpayer expense. Any children of undocumented space aliens born on American soil will be automatically granted U.S. citizenship.
Aliens from outer space, like other illegal undocumented aliens, will not be required to learn or speak English. If necessary, an interpretor will be provided, at taxpayer expense of course.
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copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence