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Saturday, 18 August 2007

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A guy named Henry has become engaged to Jenna Bush, the alcoholic party-girl daughter of President George W. Bush, and has now realized his mistake.

"I woke up next to her after a night on the town in Toledo drinking shots and girly drinks," said groom-to-be Henry, "and then I rolled over and there was this chick that wasn't the chick I thought I proposed to!"

He tried to back out of his drunken commitment, but Daddy was close-by with a shotgun, loaned to him by Vice-President Cheney's massive collection of firearms.

"You're gonna be a Bush-boy, boy!" cackled the President. "When ya marry my daughter were gonna change yer name to 'Bush' so's you can get electicated to president, so there'll be three Bush presidents in the history books! YEE-HAW!"

Mouthing the words 'Help me!' and 'Call me a cab!', Henry admitted his mistake.

"I thought I was getting engaged to Jenna Jameson not bloody Jenna Bush! I can already feel my brain getting more stupid!"

President Bush gleefully added, I told ya I'd find a WMD, only this one is called a 'We're Married, Dubya!'"

On a sidenote, Vice-President Cheney has offered to deejay the wedding instead of buying a present for the happy couple.

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