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Topics: School, Arizona, Study, Exams

Thursday, 5 July 2001

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School kids in Arizona are to start a new subject as part of their syllabus: exams.

The children are expected to spend 2 hours every week studying exams, and are to sit an exam every 3 weeks to get them fully focused on their subject.

"The exam exams are to test what the children have learned about testing learning. The whole subject is a great study of studying and examination"

The University of Arizona is expected to collate the results of the exam examinations for a further study, and will release its findings within the year to be examined by the wider public. Oxford University has said:

"We look forward to examining the exam exam results. We've heard that Yale is looking to examine the way in which the wider public and other institutions examine the exam exams. It should be great to read the results of that."

When the exam exam exam exams are concluded, Yale hope to pass on their findings to The University of Arizona who intend to teach those results to the state's children in their exam classes.

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