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Friday, 17 August 2007

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Washington (IP) - The White House this morning announced that a new program has been initiated that will provide free prescriptions to all members of Congress, the Supreme Court, and to members of the public whose net worth is at least $10 million in liquid assets. Actually Congress and the Court have been on the program for decades but the expansion of the program to include the truly wealthy is just now going into effect.

The program will require only a modest increase in the taxes that the underclasses will be required to contribute to. The White House stated that the working sector should feel indebted to the those who have made it possible for jobs to be available here in the United States. Many jobs have been outsourced and immigrants have been imported to provide a labor force that will work for reasonable wages.

The White House has also announced that all unions within the states will be disbanded and dissolved and that new legal interpretations in reference to unions indicate that membership in a union amounts to participation in and contributing to terrorist elements.

The government also stated that there are legal and religious precedents clearly established that call for the working classes and others who are not part of the ruling class to submit to the will of those who were predestined by GOD to rule over those who failed to succeed in life to their fullest potential.

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