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Wednesday, 15 August 2007

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Wot, no lead?

Washington DC (IP) - The Food and Drug Administration, acting on behalf of corporate America, will outlaw the testing of toys for lead content. They are also going to prohibit the testing of any food that makes it into the United States. Raids are already underway against testing labs.

Cubans that make it on shore of the continental United States are allowed to remain and now in similar fashion food that makes it here will automatically be allowed to be sold. This goes double for Cuban food that makes it to our shores such as Cuban sandwiches and guava pastries and paella.

FDA maximum administrator Maximillian Maximus Finootch says there will be no contesting this new policy and that there is nothing else to be said about it. Mr. Finootch made the universal "keep your mouth shut" hand signal with his fingers pulling shut an imaginary zipper across his lips.

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