(Metropolis) - Newspaper reporter, Lois Lane, today reported on her own pregnancy. According to the Daily Planet, Lois is having a baby with her long time life partner, Superman, aka the Man of Steel, Clark Kent, etc.
Superman, who, disguised as a mild mannered reporter, is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, bend steel in his bare hands and, apparently, impregnate normal humans.
According to a spokesperson for Clark and Lois, "We are not revealing whether the superbaby is a boy or a girl though Superman did an ultrasound with his x-ray vision."
Lois Lane is originally from Minneapolis and Superman is an illegal immigrant from the planet Krypton.
The League for American Superheroes issued the statement, "We congratulate Superman on having a baby and on immigrating to America and assimilating. He's been here a long time, America is his home now. We just wish he would decide to become a U.S. citizen."
Superman could not be reached for comment as he was in the Middle East fighting for truth, justice and the American way.
copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence