Modesto, CA. - Defense attorneys have asked that jury selection be halted amidst difficulties finding anyone sympathetic to Scott Peterson.
"I guess when you're caught cheating on your wife, you've lied to everyone around you including your mistress, and then claim you were "fishing" when your wife and unborn child get killed, nobody is going to like you." said Mr. Peterson's attorneys. "Did we mention that Scott just looks like a lying, murdering, son-of-a-#$%^? That really doesn't help our case."
Pleading with the Court for an "out of state" jury , the judge merely responded "You mean an OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY jury, don't you?"
The conviction for two counts of capital murder is anticipated just as soon as a jury can be gathered.