Washington (IP) - Karl Rove called our Washington reporter last night and confided in her that he was leaving the White House due to the President's pending impeachment. He said he was getting out while the getting was good.
Rove will not be going far though. He has been hired by a Macdonalds down the street from the Oval Office as a short order cook and french fry specialist. He told the manager there that he feels he has the qualifications required to perform his duties. The restaurant manager had his doubts due to all of the blacked out writing on Rove's resume.
Rove said he was willing to work Friday nights and Saturdays if that is what it took to prove how serious he was about being a team player for MacD's. The manager said he would give Rove a break but that he would be keeping an eye on him. "No funny business, nothing fishy or you are out of here" he told Rove.
Rove will also be appearing on an upcoming episode of "Saturday Night Live" and he told the fast food restaurant manager that he is already committed to that and will need that one Saturday evening off of work. The manager agreed to that but warned Rove that it will be a one shot deal and after that its down to business.