Jane, Louisiana (Le Onhyon) - A large peeing statue of Buddha was arrested and charged with public indecency on Wednesday in this small Louisiana hamlet.
The arresting officer, Deputy Dawg, was accompanied by bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman and his posse who helped subdue the concrete deity with a choke hold to the neck. After a short and sweaty struggle that included the use of pepper spray, the Buddha gave up and cried 'unkle'. But not before urinating all over the shoes and pants of his apprehenders.
The statue, which belongs to the nearby Gumbo Abbey of Enlightenment, was released on bail. As it was leaving the Sheriff of Jane commented: "I got my eye on you, boy!"