Written by Doug Powers
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Topics: Bill Clinton

Tuesday, 2 March 2004

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A book has been released which contains many of former president Clinton's favorite recipes, it has been learned."The Clinton Presidential Center Cookbook: A collection of Recipes for Family and Friends" contains 250 recipes from celebrities and other notable public figures.

Some of the proceeds from the sale of the cookbook will go towards the building of the $165 million "Clinton Presidential Library and Bowling Center", to be constructed in Little Rock.

Among the favorite recipes of former President Clinton that are included in the book:

Fort Marcy pork

Whitewater cress sandwiches

Susan McDougal's old fashioned file cake

Huang-ton soup

Apple intern-overs

Lippo grouper

Babbit stew

Bent sausage & gravy

Shrimp ala Robert Reich

Monica's great head-cheese

L. D. Brownies

Chung Pao Chicken

Uncle Roger's coke-battered fish sticks

Flowers tortillas

Dick Morris's toe jam whore-dourves

Sichuan peanut sauce noodles & illegal campaign donation stir-fry -- a Lincoln Bedroom favorite

"I feel your pain perdu"

Teriyaki Shalalabobs

DNApricot jello salad

Other sections of the book include such highlights as "Hugh Rodham's 'How to build your own bacon grease bong'" and Hillary's "The proper temperature at which spilled chicken broth will erase computer hard drives."

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