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Thursday, 9 August 2007

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Black Junkie & Wife of a Manwhore. Who will win? You decide!

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - Both are strong, charismatic and confident politicians with strong support from centre-left voters. But it would appear that their policies are starting to thin and the reasons for their presidency bids are equally desperate.

Barack Obama, has relaunched his bid with the slogan:

"Get me in coz I'm a black dude with a nice suit. Who cares if I did coke and smoked pot? That's what a brutha does, y'all!"

Mrs Clinton displayed similar changes by stating:

"I'm a lady and my husband did the job once too. He likes cigars and so do I, if you know what I mean. For fuck's sake, get me in and I'll do good stuff like change the taxes, or whatever!"

Republican candidate are yet to decide whether they will go for the new 'honest' political campaigns as shown be the Democrats.

Ronald Reagan is dead and was unavailable for comment.

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