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Wednesday, 8 August 2007

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Austin, Texas (IP) - The Republican Party has developed a one-two punch designed to insure Obama's defeat in the upcoming presidential election. The first punch involves drawing Obama in as the Democrat's candidate by pouring money into his campaign fund.

The second punch involves a television political ad where a sexy white woman asks Obama to call her through various hand gestures and a sexy pose. This strategy seems to have made the difference last year in a very close race involving Bob Corker in Tennessee.

This year the Republicans will ad another dimension by running a scratch and sniff ad in men's magazines using the same theme.

Most southerners and folks from the mid west will simply not vote for a Jewish, black, nor woman candidate. The Republicans claim that Democrats are their own worst enemy and they will simply capitalize on that weakness as they did in the last two presidential races.

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