Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, along with Barbara Eden, Florence Henderson, Tina Louise, Chaka Khan, Liza Minnelli, Carol Burnett, and a male crew of plastic surgeons are all on board this week.
Virgin American is offering services that many other airlines can't including a self service bar, 4 person beach volleyball, international cuisine, a "mile high" club bathroom, spa, and a variety of cosmetic and outpatient surgeries, and a 2 hour alcohol/drug rehab program.
"It will just be good clean fun," said Britney Spears, "I don't see anything wrong with letting people enjoy their travel experience. Afterall so much time is spent traveling, why waste it?"
Spears said she is looking forward to doing the rehab program herself, after visiting the self-serve bar of course. Paris Hilton will be managing the "Mile High" Club: "We will be giving participants air miles for every foot in altitude they are when they...well you know."
VA is expecting to expand routes as popularity is gained.