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Thursday, 23 August 2007

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Will America Again be Saved by Rebelous Youth?

If the old sci-fi movie The Blob didn't scare you, think again. Newly released photos show the blob was real. Documents found with the pictures prove it was one of three alien creatures who spent thousands of years frozen, traveling through deep space just to visit Earth.

The one who inspired the Blob movie was captured by government officials and interrogated at an undisclosed location. After that it was frozen and buried near the north pole, to await the day global warming releases it to get its revenge.

Martha Mounde found the photos and secret documents while going through her mother's belongings. "My mother played one the many parts tittled 'girl screams.' She also did a lot of private secretary work for movie producers." "I wish she'd leave my stuff alone - I ain't dead yet!" says Mounde's mother Hasel.

It is not known what happened to the other two creatures.

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