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Sunday, 29 February 2004

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President George W. Bush has called on Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide to resign, citing the fact that half the country is against him. President Jean-Bertrand Aristide has called on President Bush to resign, citing the fact that more than half his country is against him. Russian President Vladimir Putin has called on British Prime Minister Tony Blair to resign, citing the fact that Mr. Blair supported the Iraq war. Mr. Blair called upon French President Jacques Chirac to resign, citing the fact that he did not support the war in Iraq. French President Chirac has called upon Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to resign, citing the fact that Mr. Sharon is building an illegal wall around the Palestinian Territories. Mr. Sharon is calling on Mr. Chirac to resign, citing the fact that Mr. Chirac is French.

.North Korean President Kim Jong Il has called upon South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun to resign, citing the fact that he has a silly name. Mr. Roh has called upon Mexican President Vincente Fox to resign, citing the fact that Mr. Fox's name is even sillier than his. Mr. Fox has called upon Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin to resign, citing the fact that Canada is too cold. Mr. Martin is calling on George W. Bush to resign, citing the fact that he started this whole mess. President Bush has called on Karl Rove to help him get out of another stupid thing he said. Karl Rove has called on President Bush to win the election or he'll never speak to him again.

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