Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): "I love Sherrif Lee Baca!" proclaims the 10ft x 6ft laminated poster of the Los Angeles Sherrif department top man in what has been dubbed the official Paris Hilton Suite at the Lunwood Correctional Facility which is waiting to open its doors to yet another DUI socialite Nicole Richie.
Richie has been sentenced to 90 days for herinterpretation of California's drink-drive laws.
But because of past precedent involving Sherrif Baca's celebrity protegees like Hilton, Richie is expected to merely wave her beautifully varnished toe nails inside the Hilton Suite before an official pardon is granted that whisks her out of jail and straight to the comfort of her Hollywood mansion home.
"He's been good to us, Lee Baca," another LA peroxide socialite said today.
"He knows that without us, he'd be nothing! Or at least, just a jumped-up wannabe celeb-sucking Sherrif waiting for re-election."
Richie is due to make her Lynwood debut early next week just as soon as the Paris Hilton Suite has completed its mandatory refurb at California taxpayers' expenses.
So far the bill is reported to be in the $500,000 region,