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Topics: Bikini, wedding

Friday, 3 August 2007

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In a recent poll of 100,000 U.S. males a surprising number of men revealed that they found women wearing bikinis more sexually attractive than women wearing wedding gowns.

In the poll, taken by the Horsh-It Foundation, over 95% of the men surveyed between the ages of 12 and 92 preferred bikinis over wedding dresses. The other 5% were gay. The survey included a statistical cross section of U.S. males in all age categories, income brackets, marital status, level of education and geographic areas.

A spokesperson for a prominent women's rights group, dating back to the 1960's, stated, "Dogs. Men are dogs."

In response, a spokesperson for the U.S. Testosterone Assn replied, "Woof."

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