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Friday, 3 August 2007

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The offspring of Mel B and Mr Edward Murphy

Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy has claimed in an interview, that he has never even heard of Spice Girl Mel B, let alone fathered her child.

Murphy, 46, said in the interview in Washed-Up magazine, that he was far too big and important to have "dabbled" unprotected with the likes of the talentless, throaty Northern loudmouth.

B, real name Brown, is a well-known foghorn who 'graduated extremely early' from the now-notorious Intake High School in Leeds. She said recently that Murphy should face up to his paternal parental responsibilities towards, what she said was, 'their daughter', the bizarrely-named Angel Iris Carthief Murphy Brown.

Mr Murphy, whose career has spiralled in a downward direction of late, looked confused when he was asked about the child, and asked:

"Spice Girls? Who dat?"

Ms Brown's lawyer Gerald Lailor said stringent DNA testing had already proved "beyond all reasonable doubt" that the child's father was a black man.

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