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Monday, 30 July 2007

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He was just safeguarding her dignity

Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.

Police issued, ironically named, Cesar Julio Camera with a misdemeanour battery summons after it was claimed he punched, kicked, bit and headbutted two photographers outside a casino in Las Vegas.

The altercation, captured on a security videotape, happened at the exclusive Wynn Las Vegas hotel-casino.

Camera told police he was just protecting his employers' dignity, and that of her two sons who were with her at the time. He claims that photographers were laid all over the sidewalk with their "equipment poiniting upwards" as Spears left the joint on Thursday.

"These guys wanted pictures of her snatch", he said, "I prevented that."

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