Camp David, Maryland - (Disaster Press): Confidence is at an all time high in the world of astrological prediction that tomorrow's Full Moon in the sign of the water-carrier Aquarius which opposes the majestic Sun in Leo will see the damning end of the UK Hellfire Club Puppet Monarchy and the crumbling of the US Corrupt Bastards Club as their respective rent-boys convene for a top level summit at Camp David.
US President George Bush is hosting crisis management talks with newly-elevated UK Prime Monster Gordon Brown as both revel in the sheer audacity of how they managed to gag the UK's Serious & Organised Fraud Squad from bringing charges in the BAE slush fund scandal that doshed up ex-Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar by £1.2 billion during the last deacde.
Yet another triumph was Bush's personal suborning of the witnesses crucial to the cash-for-peerages investigation that was poised to charge ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair, his blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy, Downing Street Gatekeeper Ruth Turner and Labour Party Sperm Donor Sir Chris 'Bung' Evans.
"The thing about the Full Moon during the Leo solar transit is that this time round it cuts across seismic faultlines in both Bush's and Brown's natal charts, exposing them as monsters of depravity and taking away their toys," an Institute of Astrology source claimed today.
"We are confident of a full-scale publ;ic humiliation for both evil tyrants tomorrow.
"Book your ringside seats now to avoid disappointment!"