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Sunday, 29 July 2007

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St.Louis, Mo. - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of St. Louis, Mo. this evening, where a man has been attacked by wheel of cheese.

Bob Slamdust 37, was working in his garage when he was violently attacked by a wheel of cheese. "I was just workin' on my 'ol Chevy when it happened." said Bob from his hospital bed, "I didn't really know what the hell was going on at first because it was happening so fast. One minute I was workin' and the next I was on the floor, it felt like someone was beating me with a sledge hammer."

Police say that the cheese in question was cheddar, and that this is not the first time this has happened. "There has been an outbreak of these violent cheese attacks in recent mouths, and I guess it's time we do something about it." says detective Menalope Stranken.

The police are still trying to figure what's behind the attacks and will be updating us when they get more information.

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