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Saturday, 28 July 2007

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Not the dreaded pussy!

Rhode Island (IP) - In and out, up and down, back and forth, all day, and all night, grandama's pussy stays busy. So far twenty-five folks who have come into contact with the elderly lady's warm and fuzzy pussy have expired within twenty-four hours of either stroking her old pussy who is fondly known as Oscar or merely being nearby.

The residents of the now famous retirement home lock their doors in fear of the dreaded pussy. Old men once eager to get a hold of a pussy and who probably have not had access to any pussy in years cower and shake in fear at the mere mention of its presence leaving them feeling emasculated.

Meanwhile the world famous pussy is content to sit around grooming and licking its hairy self seemingly unaware of all the commotion and publicity that the cute little pussy has generated.

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