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Saturday, 28 July 2007

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Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul Team Up!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dennis Kucinich, after teaming up with Ron Paul to call for the impeachment of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, decided to join Ron Paul's campaign. Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul are talking about running together as Unity Party candidates.

While their views on social programs differ, they both stand behind the Constitution and want to re-instate the Bill of Rights. Both are against the Patriot Act and the selling out of the Bill of Rights with Bush's latest Executive Orders. Both put America first. Now that the two have shaken hands, there is once again Hope for America!

The American media still won't allow either on their airwaves, but it doesn't matter anymore. The American media has lost its credibility, so now everyone turns to TheSpoof.com for their daily news. Although the news is written from a comic perspective, it's much more accurate than anything you find on FOX News or any of the other major media outlets. Thank God for TheSpoof.com.

TheSpoof.com is the only major media outlet who has not blackballed articles about Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul gave his thanks to TheSpoof.com today when he said, "TheSpoof.com is run by real patriots. It's just a shame that we had to go outside of the U.S. to gain coverage. It's almost ironic that someone from England is helping restore freedom to America when it was England from whom we first sought freedom."

Dennis Kucinich joined in giving thanks to TheSpoof.com, saying, "Without support from TheSpoof.com, we never would have gotten the impeachment bills to Congress. Thanks to them, Ron Paul and I were able to make a move before it was too late. Now we just have to get the votes from Congress, then the votes from the American people in 2008."

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