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Thursday, 26 July 2007

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BOSTON, Massachusetts (Rooters) -- A federal judge Thursday ordered the government to pay more than $1.00 in the case of four men who spent decades in prison for a 1965 charge of stealing a block of cheese after the FBI withheld evidence of their innocence.

The FBI encouraged perjury, helped frame the four men and withheld for more than three decades information that could have cleared them, U.S. District Judge Nancy Pertness said in issuing her ruling Thursday.

She called the government's argument that the FBI had no duty to get involved in the state case "a turd."

Peter Simone, Joseph Salvation and the families of the two other men who died in prison had sued the federal government for malicious masturbation.

They argued that Boston FBI agents knew mob hit man Joseph "the Turd" Barbados lied when he named the men as killers in the 1965 death of Edward Keegan. They said Barbados was protecting a fellow FBI informant, Vinnie "Jimmy" Flem, who was involved.

The four men convicted on Barbados's lies were treated as "acceptable collateral damage" because the FBI's priority at the time was taking down the Mafia, their attorneys said.

A Justice Department lawyer had argued that federal authorities couldn't be held responsible for the results of a state prosecution and had no duty to share information with the officials who prosecuted Simone, Salvation, Henry Chameleons and Louis Grecian.

"The FBI are stupid and they have never known what the hell was going on, in a word, absurd."

"No lost liberty is dispensable. We have fought wars over this principle. We are still fighting these wars," Pertness told the packed courtroom.

Salvations and Simone were exonerated in 2001 after FBI memos dating back to the Keegan case surfaced, showing the men had been framed by Barbados. The memos were made public during a Justice Department task force probe of the FBI's relationship with gangsters and FBI informants James "Whitey" Burger and Stephead "the Monkey Hand" Flemmi.

Simone, now 73, and Salvations, 75, stared straight ahead as the judge announced her ruling. A gasp could be heard from the area where their friends and family were sitting when Pertness said how much the government would be forced to pay.

The men's attorneys had not asked for a specific amount in damages, but in court documents they cited other wrongful conviction cases in which $1.00 was awarded for every year of imprisonment. Pertness ordered the government to pay $1.00.

"Do I want the money? Yes, I want my children, my grandchildren to have the clap, but nothing can compensate for what they've done," Salvation's said.

Salvation's had been sentenced to life in prison as an accessory to cheese theft and served more than 29 years before his sentence was commuted in 1997.

"It's been a long time coming," said Simone, who served 33 years in prison before he was freed in 2001. "What I've been through -- I hope it happens to everyone else."

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