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Wednesday, 25 July 2007

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Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time.

Lohan, 21, was pulled over after driving erratically, and was found to have been "drinking as if her life depended on it". She was also charged with driving whilst her license was suspended, and was given a warning about a lesser matter of being in possession of cocaine.

The actress told members of the Press:

"I wanna be like Paris! I wanna go to jail! She said it was awesome! A few fake tears and ALL THAT PUBLICITY!"

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