Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to see the Pope, when the incident occurred.
Doctors said the removal was uneventful and Father Rodriquez blessed them all for performing the procedure. Through a Spanish interpretor, Rodriguez has this to say about his time in the President. "He eats entirely too much Tex-Mex food. It is not healthy for the leader of the free world to take in so much red pepper and cholestoral."
While he could not explain his presence in the President Rodriguez is being held for questioning by the CIA and Secret Service officials. They want to make sure that he has not overheard anything sensitive to National Security.
According to Rodriguez, this is entirely unnecessary since most of what he heard was simply the President's stomach and bowels. Rodriguez said that he simply made a wrong turn in the Vatican and stumbled into the wrong bedroom. He sincerely apologizes, and joked that he's glad he didn't get lost in Laura Bush's colon, he would have had to give up the priesthood.