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Sunday, 22 July 2007

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(Memphis) - The King of Rock & Roll was spotted at a Home Depot outside of Memphis, Tennessee today, 30 years after his reported death.

According to witnessess, Elvis looked pretty good for a 72-year-old rock star, dressed in a black blazer and white shirt. His hair style was the same, though one one woman thought it might be a toupee and also thought that Elvis had some work done on his face. Cindi-Sue Bollocks commented, "Elvis definitely had some botox, had his eyes done, and maybe had his sexy sneer lifted."

While at the Home Depot, Mr. Presley bought some dry wall, wood flooring, crown moulding, disco lights and mirrors for a new ceiling. He was obviously undertaking a home renovation project. When asked where he was staying while renovating his home, Elvis replied, "Down at the end of Lonely Street ... at Heartbreak Hotel."

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