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Topics: Mobile Phones, Brain

Friday, 20 July 2007

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No more implants!

(Tokyo) - Japanese teen, Muchi Hai, 18, who in the past few months has had a cell phone implanted in her brain, was kicked out of Disneyland for using it and had a web accessible neural system upgrade says her brain is tired and getting too heavy and too techie. She says she wants to be a normal teenager and just do normal teenager stuff.

Hai says emphatically, "No more implants! No more fooling around with my brain. And no more news stories; there's been enough news stories about me. I'm stressed out and I just want to be left alone! Until I'm at least 30."

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