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Friday, 20 July 2007

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Auh-nold, flashing the gang sign to his homies.

SACRAMENTO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Photographers captured Arnold Schwarzenegger in the act of flashing the gang sign to his homies.

The California governor threw the gang sign to his republican brothas at a fund-raising reception held at the Sacramento Contemporary Art Museum. Governor Schwarzenegger, known to his homies by his gang name "Z-Negger" and alternately referred to as "The Terminigga", also flashed a bit of bling-bling in the form of a large sapphire ring, intended to show disrespect for the rival democrat gang's colors.

"Da Z-Neggar was really representin', yo," said California Republican Party chairman Ron Nehring, who goes by the handle "Tu-Ron Da-Bling". He continued: "This event was da hizzy. Yo, I gotsta bounce now."

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