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Thursday, 19 July 2007

Starke, Florida (IP) - DNA research conducted in the prison town, Starke, Florida (where Florida's electric chair sits idle) on serial killer Ted Bundy's body has revealed that he and George W. Bush are actually twins.

The first clue came from a visit to a web site showing pictures of dead "celebrities" such as Musollini, Kurtn Cobain, Ted Bundy. DNA researchers clicked on the Ted Bundy link and to their astonishment discovered that the photograph of the living Ted Bundy looked exactly like George Bush. A DNA test was then conducted using samples from both individuals and voila - the evidence was incontrovertible.

After much scientific debate a great scientific irony came to the surface in that Ted Bundy may have murdered between sixty and one-hundred people, while George is responsible for the deaths of well over 100,000.

If there is anyone who ever deserved the death penalty it has to be Ted Bundy. The electric chair is however a clear and perfect example of cruel and unusual punishment and possibly only the United States has been barbaric enough to use it.

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