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Monday, 16 July 2007

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Female fertility wizadry

The royal wizard, Mystic Merlin, is responsible for forming all the crop-circles in the fields of wheat-shire England. The wizard says he does this with pure mind over matter, just like Uri-Geller bends spoons, except MERLIN Bends corn and forms large crop-circle patterns.

The harvest 2007 has some fantastic designs all from deep within his psychic mind. Merlin has in the past built Stonehenge the famous ancient monument on Salisbury plain in Wiltshire right next to Wheatshire UK.

Mystic Merlin also says he has lived reincarnate now for some 10,000 years: "It is a big responsibility being the royal wizard some of my best moments in my past lives was having tea with Queen Victoria and winning at conkers with her, and also playing marbles with her. She always used to say that I had lost my Marbles!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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