WASHINGTON (Lincoln Memorial) -- Reports filtered thought today that Ron Paul had died at Green's bakehouse on Blueberry after being written about too much.
Para-Medics raced to the scene to find a dazed and confused Paul staggering around with a baguette singing "Dobi, dobi do, strangers in the night.." The Para-Medics jumped the old codger, wrestled him to the ground and administered the 'kiss of life.' "Betty, Betty, is that you..," Paul was heard to whisper.
What now? Well, for one thing Ron Paul IS NOT dead, and will go on doing what he does best -- and you know what that is.
All we at The Spoof.com can say is: God bless and keep you Ron, you've certainly made our headlines on more than one occasion.