Washington DC - (Ass Mess): How the fur is begining to fly in DC this weekend! The US's first Mulim congressman, Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison told a gathering of Atheists for Human Rights in his home state that the Pentagon has hidden George Bush's true parentage for nearly fifty years 'because Hitler was his maternal grandfather and Hitler's Pope Pius XII was his father.'
"Everything else you heard about Bush's so-called parentage is crap," Ellison said.
"Muslim leaders have known a long, long time about this deception. That's why we're so mad at him hiring that Mossad Osama lookalike to front the 9/11 outrage.
"Osama as they like to call him is the son of Pope Joseph Ratzinger and a Saudi hooker. Ask anybody high up in the CIA or Mossad. They know all about it."
Ellison then said that the World Trade Center destruction was a carbon copy of the Third Reich's 1933 torching of the Reichstag, their German parliament.
"That way Hotler managed to get his emergency powers, same as Bush got his after 9/11."
Ellison then said that as a Muslim he would always stand up for Atehists' right to challenge patriarchy because they we'ren't "peddling superstituious crap like the Scientology guys".
Ellison's speech went down like a lead baloon on Minnesota members of the Corrupt Bastards Club where Republican party member Mark drake was almost foaming at the mouth with indignation at the remarks.
"To compare the democratically elected leader of the United States of America to Hitler is an absolute moral outrage which trivialises the horrors of Nazi Germany.
"We know damned well as long as the British Puppet Monarch is alive they'll never provve those allegations.
"So yah boo sucks to Ellison!"