Written by Lon Smith
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Topics: straight, Image

Wednesday, 18 February 2004

image for George W. to utilize flamboyant image consultants
President really about upcoming makeover

In an effort to more closely convey a persona of leadership, President Bush announced today his plans to work with famed image consultants from the popular TV phenomenon, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

"I really think those guys are gonna be able to really help...uh...you know...and I can't wait to meet with them to...well and it's only fittting that they...when a person reaches a certian stage in his career...that he is open to change," the President was...uh...quoted as saying.

This comes on the heals of his denunciation of gay marriage and can only be seen as a blatant political move intended to soften the impact on the gay community who favor same sex unions.

"I think he's kind of cute and we can't wait to give him the makeover he deserves," commented Carson Kessley, the fashion guru on the show. "He'll look fabulous in camo."

"And just think what we can do with the residence at the White House," added Thorn Filicia, the interior decorator of the bunch. "Now that's a palate."

The taping is scheduled for this Thursday with airings of the show to follow in late October.

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