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Thursday, 12 July 2007

Washingdung, USA (IP) - George W. Bush has spotted Dick Cheney looking under Laura's desk. Asked if he saw anything interesting under there Dick Cheney replied that nothing seemed fishy but that he had more in common with Laura than he first thought because it was now obvious to him that both he and Laura shared a passion for shooting beavers.

In fact Dick said that his favorite TV show was Leave it to Beaver but he had never seen a real beaver on the show despite having seen almost all of the episodes. He said Barbara Bilingsly was hot with the exception of that skanky hair do and that perhaps if she wore shorter dresses that beavers may show up more often.

Dick has gotten real chubby as of late and even if he were to pitch a tent he might not be able to penetrate the inside due to his swelling girth. Pretending to speak in Chinese he said it did not bother him that he had prayed a hand in steering the last two erections.

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