The first ever "gay" Presidential debate is to be taking place in San Fransisco. This reporter had the chance to talk to a few of the candidates.
"I'm not afraid of the Republican candidates. Everyone knows that the only dick they have is the vice-president." Said Obama Barrack. "Now if he was going to be there then I'd start to get scared. I've heard he's got a penis the size of a horse."
Hillary Clinton is also reported to be attending, making this debate not completely gay.
"I'm really excited about it [the upcoming debate]." Said Mrs Clinton. "I've never seen Obama naked, and I'm wondering how far down the line the black runs, if you catch my drift. But really, I just can't wait to give Bill his cummupins. Come November I'll be able to say I've banged two Presidents of the United States."