Washington D.C. In a very unorthodox move today President Bush enacted executive order 44, executive order 44 is an outdated obscure piece of legislation left over from the days of the revolutionary war. The Congress wanted to make George Washington, King of America under order 44. George Washington declined the offer saying, I didn't fight King George 4 to become King Gorge 1.
Politicians are shocked by the nerve of President to stoop to such low tactics to remain in power, as King, Bush would be the Monarch over all he surveyed with no chance of ever being dethroned, he would in essence be President indefinably.
Not only has Bush declared himself King but has further appointed Dick Cheney, Queen, for the duration. Bush and Cheney have pulled off some pretty big atrocities in the past such as, stealing an election to begin with, going to war without consulting the other branches of government, pardoning convicted felons that did their dirty work. Contracting Halaburton to run the war, appointing people to positions. such as, corporate watchdogs that have been accused of corporate wrong doing themselves.
Bush said, "the American public won't bat an eye over me being King, look at all I've gotten away with already. No one has protested, no one has done anything. Americans have become lemmings, just give them a TV and they're happy as a pig in slop."
My, Mr. President what a dirty web we weave......
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert