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Tuesday, 10 July 2007

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MyFundamentalistSpace.com has been branded a menace

Utah - (Ass Mess): "And the sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the sons".... Today the words of Exodus 20:5 came crashing down on the son of Utah fundamentalist polygamist Tom Green as his 19 year old son, William Green, was jailed for 100 days for copy-cat under age sex with a 13 year old girl who he met on the internet site MyFundamentalistSpace.com

Green Junior had pleaded not guilty and claimed to be the victim in this incident "because he grew up in a fundamentalist Mormon environment where under-age sex was de rigeur for Patriarchs, his role models in life".

Green Senior was jailed in 2001 for under-age sex with a
13-year old girl when he was 37.

He then made the teenager his first "wife" before adding another four pre-pubescent females to his marriage quota.

Utah prosecutors are now seeking to close down the fundamentalist internet site which they have branded as a "menace" and a "blight" on traditional methods of meeting and marrying multiple wives in the world's top polygamist hot spot par excellence, including Islamic countries such as Saudi Arabia and Iran.

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