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Tuesday, 10 July 2007

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Vitter is very sorry he got caught

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Louisiana Senator David Vitter has apologised to GOP grandees after being outed as a client of DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

"This is very serious," Vitter said today.

"I should have covered my ass and used an untraceable cell phone just like Karl Rove told all of us to do.

"Damned stupid of me, of course. I take full responsibility for this daftass behavior which, I assure you, will never be repeated again."

"I've also asked my wife to forgive me, as well as my mistress, my girlfriend and my Saturday-night back-of-limo back-up pal, Big Dave Redneck.

"They were all hurt by my stupid indiscretions.

"I hope they can find it in their hearts to forgive me, just as President Bush forgave and pardoned Scooter Libby for his lying, cheatin' indiscretion involving telling fibs in public."

Legal sources have noted that Vitter is unlikely to be the only DC Senator to have to admit his involvement in the call-girl firm run by Palfrey and that "literally hundreds" of further admissions were about to break into the headlines.

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