WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me Lucifer' Rumsfeld.
A witness to the proceedings, Bruce "Frank" Billdoe, a former aide to MA Sen. Edward Morehead Kennedy, said the events were going well until the justices started asking some rather unsympathetic questions of the Vice President and Defense Secretary.
"The justices started asking both men about the truth of 9/11, lies, death, parentless children, retardation, and whether or not they were actually imbeciles or just trying to be," Billdoe said. "Then there was like this whistling sound, sort of like a sucking wind, and then all hell broke loose. I was only four rows behind them and then this foul stink came from where they were sitting and overtook everybody in the room. Shortly thereafter they were both escorted from the room where it was then visible that they had both soiled their pants."
A statement from the White House blames Iran, Al Qaeda, and Ron Paul supporters for the bizarre incident.
Cheney and Rumsfeld will return to the Grand Jury next week after a good cleaning and fitting for adult diapers.
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